We have a full plate today of broken sports. This first one though may be the most broken sports story ever posted on the blog:
Alabama fan guilty of nasty act at BCS championship
An Alabama man pleaded guilty Tuesday to obscenity charges and faces a two-year prison sentence for rubbing his genitals on an unconscious LSU fan in a Bourbon Street restaurant after the BCS national title game in January.
Ukrainian soccer fan invades field, attacks linesman
A soccer match in Ukraine was uninterrupted over the weekend when a fan got onto the pitch and attacked a linesman, putting the official in a choke-hold.
Oregon third-grader suspended for ridiculously dirty youth football performance
The unnamed player, who competes for a team in the Oregon City youth football league, unleashed a torrent of extremely dirty play, channeling Ndamukong Suh and Richard Seymour in the same game, not to mention tossing in plenty of post-whistle pushes and disgusting moves.
Pee Wee Football Bounty Claims Under Investigation
The president of the Tustin, Calif., Pop Warner football league and the coach of an elite team there have been suspended while the national organization investigates allegations that 10 and 11-year-old players were offered cash incentives as high as $50 to intentionally injure their opponents.